Doctors Office

Jeremy is waiting in the doctors office when his name is called next.

Secretary: Jeremy Smithers
(Jeremy walks to the front desk & the Secretary
takes him to room 908)
A few minutes later:
(Door opens & in walks the doctor)
Doctor: Jeremy!!! Um.. long time no see!
Jeremy: Doctor, I have a problem. I can't remember anything.
Doctor: How long have you had this problem?
Jeremy: What problem? 

Bad Poetry

So here it goes..
this is for all you hoes.
Wishing you were something.
Doing nothing but clubbing.
Fake tans, Big boobies
Come on babe lets go to the movies.

Direct Orders

You have been given the direct orders to rock the frick out. 
Rock out like you just broke out of jail. Like you just got your first kiss in the pouring rain. Rock out like its the weekend and you don't have any homework. Like Fresh Prince of Belair is on tv. Like your favorite song just came on the radio. Rock out like your mom just made warm cookies, chocolate cake, brownies, lemon pie and you had all day to just pig out. Rock out like Bob Marley on weed . Like no matter what happens he always cares. Rock out like there's no tomorrow...Like there's no other way..Like you just got payed. Rock out till the world decides to rock out with you!

Shake The Dust

This is for the broken hearts still beating.
This is for the lonely and confused still wishing upon a shooting star.
For those still holding onto the past.
Shake the Dust.
This is for the homeless man pushing a shopping cart down the highway.
This is for the drug dealers.
For those many mistakes.
Shake the Dust.
This is for the insecure ones who hid from the world.
This is for the girls 16 and pregnant,
having to raise her child alone.
This is for the fat girl who just joined weight watchers.
Shake the Dust.
This is for the tired and the dreamers
Dreaming dreams that will never happen
Because everytime they wake up in the morning
and see their reflection there's nothing but defeat.
That's right-- Shake the Dust!
This is for all the teachers that told me I'd never amount to nothing. 
To all the people who have lost a loved one
Even after 10 years, 5 months and 2 days,
Still mourn every single day
Still knows there no way.
Still waiting although it is so far away.
This is for the hopeless
This is for me.
This is for you.

Shake the Dust!
Because your running out of time. Time doesn't wait,
not for you, not for me. Not for anyone!
The dust is collecting..
building up more and more every single day you make
that decision. The decision to not to shake the dust.
Go ahead sit back, let life control you.
Or brush it off. Move on. Forgive and forget.
Shake it! Shake the dust so hard that the whole
universe quivers because now everyone knows nothing
can stop you!